Cochlear Promise

We bore a hole in your head for the implant and then we attach a receiver that looks like you’re radioing Mars, then you’ll hear things you haven’t heard in years and it will drive you crazy and then you’ll be better.

10 Comments on “Cochlear Promise

  1. My Dad got a cochlear implant. He turns it down all the way. After years of not being able to hear due to his work in the auto factories, he said background noise is just too distracting.


  2. This is really funny, because it is so true of medicine. Can you make me just a little bit better?


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