Get rid of those scarves. You’re never going to wear them.
Huh? Who are you?
I’m your Fashionista! Your fashion sense.
What are you talking about? I don’t have any fashion sense.
My point exactly. You need me to tell you to ditch those stupid scarves.
What if I want to add color and excitement and verve to my look?
Yeah. I’ve seen you try. You wrap a twenty-foot scarf around your neck like it’s a python and then rip it off panting for air.
Other women wear scarves and they look great.
Maybe you need a longer neck because you always look like one of those ancient turtles on its way to lay eggs at the Galapagos.
I know, I’m so sorry. But it’s my job to protect you from being a laughingstock.
A laughingstock! You think wearing a scarf makes me a laughingstock? That’s terrible. What about all the times I’ve worn scarves in the past?
People are still laughing.
I guess I should thank you for your honesty but I don’t feel all that appreciative.
That’s okay. I totally understand. Now should we pack these up or leave them hanging here so you can remember all the good times?