Category: Swirl’s Chewed Things

Swirl’s Chewed Things: Jewels

Hello. I am Swirl. Yesterday, I chewed jewelry. Well, I didn’t really chew it. I eschewed it actually. Basically, I pulled on the dresser cloth really hard and then everything went flying. All those pictures. The bottles. The containers of the little things. All…

Swirl’s Chewed Things: Pants

Hello. I am Swirl. I chewed these pants. These aren’t the first pants I’ve chewed. I also chewed a pair of black leggings. Those were ladies pants. These are men’s. Were. After I chew pants, I lay on them. It’s sort of like killing…

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Swirl’s Chewed Things: Introduction

Hello. I’d like to introduce myself. I am Swirl. I chew things. But please know, I am more than what I chew. The books and towels and dog beds, the blankets and insurance papers and pens, the rugs and curtain rods and wicker baskets,…

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