Tag: Donald Trump

Thank You, Donald Trump

When Donald Trump was elected, I decided it was time to be the political commentator I’d wanted to be when I was sixteen. I’ll get a spot on Medium, I thought, and just tear the bastard up with my laser analysis and searing prose.… Continue Reading “Thank You, Donald Trump”

Good Things That Could Happen Because of Trump

I’ve been overwhelmed with the catastrophe that is Donald Trump. The past month has been an elaborate and never-ending progression of fun house mirrors. Every day, there’s some more grotesque consequence, new ways that civil rights, sensibilities, and American traditions are stretched and distorted… Continue Reading “Good Things That Could Happen Because of Trump”

News Flash for Mr. Trump

Anybody who is surprised and indignant today because Donald Trump was caught on tape talking about grabbing somebody’s pussy is a queen-size fool. What did y’all think? That he was blustery and offensive in public but polite and respectful in private? That he was… Continue Reading “News Flash for Mr. Trump”

Minnie and BowWow Discuss Voter Registration

BowWow: Did you hear that? The man called me Donald J. BowWow. Minnie: Oh really? Why do you think he’d do that. He’s ordinarily so careful about your feelings. BowWow: I have no fucking idea. Just trying to polarize things, I think. Turn you… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Voter Registration”

Minnie and BowWow Talk about Sarah Palin

BowWow: You gotta love Sarah Palin. She’s the shit. Minnie: I see you’re back to swearing again. I knew it wouldn’t last. BowWow: Yeah. Fuck that. I went from New Year’s to now. So that’s a big fucking deal in my book. You know,… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Talk about Sarah Palin”

Dear Woman Married to a Man Who Likes Donald Trump Because He Speaks His Mind

There are nice words for it. Some say Donald Trump’s message resonates with working class white men. Some say Donald Trump is speaking to that group’s economic woes, giving voice to their frustration, shining a light on a neglected demographic – white men who get… Continue Reading “Dear Woman Married to a Man Who Likes Donald Trump Because He Speaks His Mind”

Q & A with a Pissed Off Lady

Q: What’s your deal? Why are you so pissed off? A: Politics. Q: Politics? Want to be anymore specific? A: Sure. The incredible proliferation of assholes. Like mildew on a wet shirt left on the basement floor. Every time you turn around, there’s another… Continue Reading “Q & A with a Pissed Off Lady”

The Gas Lighting of America

Great gas lighters are born, not made. Either you have it or you don’t. No amount of training or mentoring, reading or watching film can replace the rare God-given ability to tell extraordinary lies so fervently and frequently that people begin to doubt their… Continue Reading “The Gas Lighting of America”

Minnie and BowWow Talk about Sarah Palin

BowWow: Jesus H. I saw Miss Alaska Redux go apeshit over Donald Trump. It hurt my fucking ears. Minnie: I thought you were going to be a better dog and stop swearing so much. BowWow: Yeah, fuck. New Year’s resolution. Who the fuck cares?… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Talk about Sarah Palin”

Minnie and BowWow Talk about Christmas

BowWow: We’re not getting shit for Christmas. Minnie: How do you know? There are a lot of bags from Target up in her office. BowWow: That doesn’t mean a damn thing. She always has bags from Target. Did you sniff up there? Minnie: No, I… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Talk about Christmas”

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