Tag: Minnie and BowWow

Jan’s Little Book Starring Two Talking Mutts

They’re gone now but the fascinating conversations of Minnie and BowWow live on. Yes, after overwhelming popular demand (by my husband and one other person), I’ve published a compilation of Minnie and BowWow’s remarkable conversations. Who would’ve thought two ordinary-looking dogs could have such… Continue Reading “Jan’s Little Book Starring Two Talking Mutts”

Minnie and BowWow Discuss the Stay of Execution

BowWow: Jesus H. They were gonna do me in at 9:15 this morning. Just like that. After all we’ve been through. Motherfuckers. Minnie: They’re just trying to do what’s best for you. You’ve been looking pretty sick lately and then this morning you got… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss the Stay of Execution”

Minnie and BowWow Discuss Gluttony

BowWow: It sucks that the old man is calling me Ham Sandwich. I don’t go around calling him names when he eats too much. Minnie: You didn’t just eat too much, BowWow. You ate the holiday ham. I heard the lady say they paid… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Gluttony”

Minnie and BowWow Discuss Hospice Care

BowWow: This is getting pretty damn grim around here. Minnie: Yes. I agree. It’s a little depressing. BowWow: Do you feel like we’re at fucking death’s door? Like the people are ordering up our caskets and making up prayer cards while we’re still fucking alive? Jesus.… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Hospice Care”

Minnie and BowWow Discuss Rehab

[For the uninitiated, BowWow is the small, somewhat churlish white dog and Minnie is the larger, very mellow black dog.] BowWow: This fucking laying around all day is getting to me, Minnie. When in the H are you going to get better? Minnie: I… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Rehab”

Minnie and BowWow Discuss Alpo

BowWow: That can of Alpo has been sitting on the fucking counter for a month. Minnie: They bought it for us to celebrate the Westminster Dog Show. BowWow: Celebrate? Some spoiled brat German Shepherd named Rumor – what the hell kind of name is… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Alpo”

Minnie and BowWow Discuss Voter Registration

BowWow: Did you hear that? The man called me Donald J. BowWow. Minnie: Oh really? Why do you think he’d do that. He’s ordinarily so careful about your feelings. BowWow: I have no fucking idea. Just trying to polarize things, I think. Turn you… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Voter Registration”

Minnie and BowWow Discuss Donald Trump and Fine Art

BowWow: It was shitty that those feminists put up that statue of Donald Trump with nothing on. Minnie: What? Feminists didn’t do that. It was an artist and quite a fine one at that. Such attention to the smallest detail. BowWow: Sure. Anything to… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Donald Trump and Fine Art”

Minnie and BowWow Talk about Sarah Palin

BowWow: You gotta love Sarah Palin. She’s the shit. Minnie: I see you’re back to swearing again. I knew it wouldn’t last. BowWow: Yeah. Fuck that. I went from New Year’s to now. So that’s a big fucking deal in my book. You know,… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Talk about Sarah Palin”

Minnie and BowWow Discuss Living Arrangements

BowWow: Did you see they bought a new rug? Minnie: Yes. I also see you scoping it out like it’s a fresh lamp chop. BowWow: That’s a crummy thing to say. I just like to be clear about my turf. Minnie: Your turf? Everything is… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Living Arrangements”

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